Brigadier Barty

aka The Bloody Brigadier

Bureaucrat Founder
  • I live in a cardboard box in the middle of Antarctica
  • I was born on February 11
  • My occupation is Displaying the glory of the rising Penguin Empire upon our pitiful world
  • I am a LOLpenguin of legendary prowess
  • Brigadier Barty

    Prologue and Epilogue to Mossflower, approx. 

    At this point in time, the whole of the Western, Southern, and Northern Seas are under the control of the Searats of Terramort, the single most powerful corsairing faction of its time. All other wavevermin are forced to either face the Searat onslaught or flee inland, causing much trouble for Salamandastron to deal with and leaving them far too preoccupied to bother with the Searats. Those searats who refuse to join the Searats of Terramort are slain, but the non-searat vermin are given no quarter when met. 

    Gabool the Wild personally founded the Searats of Terramort, and now rules from Fort Bladegirt as an old and experienced sovereign. Terramort Isle, Isle of Irgash, Wood Isle, Peace Island, Tw…

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    February 18, 2015 by Brigadier Barty

    This is a list of random names that can be used at anyone's leisure.

    • Anemone
    • Amaryllis
    • Amaranth
    • Aster
    • Begonia
    • Bellflower
    • Bergamot
    • Bluebell
    • Bottlebrush (Squirrel?)
    • Camellia
    • Carnation
    • Chrysantemum
    • Clover
    • Crocus
    • Daisy
    • Dahlia
    • Daffodil
    • Delphinium
    • Edelweiss
    • Freesia
    • Gerbera
    • Gladiolus
    • Hibiscus
    • Heather
    • Hyacinth
    • Holly
    • Jasmine
    • Lavender
    • Lilac
    • Lily
    • Lotus
    • Marigold
    • Mimosa
    • Orchid
    • Petunia
    • Rhododendrun
    • Tulip
    • Waterlily
    • Zinnia

    • Snapdragon
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  • Brigadier Barty

    Story Ideas

    July 23, 2014 by Brigadier Barty

    Ten beasts strong, three weasels, two stoats, one fox, four rats. 


    Gender: Male

    Species: Weasel

    Weaponry: Oakwood Staff, long, skinning knife

    Appearance: A thin, sickly weasel with chestnut-brown fur, dark, shifty eyes, and yellowed teeth. He wears a dark-green cloak to hide the rotting, hairless patches of skin on his back, which are diseased and infected, the flesh pale and slick with pus. He also wears a leather belt made from mouseskin, which carries his knife. 

    Place of Origin: The Western Flatlands


    Gender: Male

    Species: Fox

    Weaponry: Cutlass

    Appearance: A tall, broad-shouldered fox with soft eyes and a typically thoughtful, far-off look on his face. His crimson fur and fiery tail are typical of his species, though the fox also has a…

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